slap beef

another philly word meaning dick up

Person : Why are you such a asshole
Me : Slap beef pussy

by SauceDanger442 May 27, 2020

none pizza with left beef

Pizza with no toppings except for beef on the left side

Damn, I could really go for some None Pizza with left beef from Dominos lololol

by Micaca November 13, 2016

Grass-fed Beef

A thicc dude who smokes weed

Boy 1: What do you want for dinner?
Girl 1: Anywhere that has GRASS-FED BEEF

Girl 2: I'm on a new diet that consists of only GRASS-FED BEEF

by johnwall2 May 11, 2018

whale oil beef hooked

The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.

"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"

by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

Beef Curtain

A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity

Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!

by Jacket22 August 1, 2012

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

by Tony John C October 10, 2007

Hot Beef Sundae

While one is defecating they jack off and ejaculate down into the toilet on top of their steaming pile of diarrhea.
(note: Can also be performed on someone's body)

I was bored while taking a shit today so I went ahead and gave that toilet the biggest hot beef sundae ever.

by SCHTEIN April 15, 2009