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Balconi

A bad ass group of Italians. Manly consists of guys know what's good. Put one in the hospital they put one of yours in the morgue.
"Imma go teach Shane a lesson!" "No dude, he's a Balconi!" "Oh shit nevermind that than."
by Capo Bastone December 5, 2011
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baboonga

1. when a bitch gets fucked so much her pussy and ass stank
2. a ugly hoe
Josiah: Yo Alahji you see that bitch over there she got fucked by the whole team
Alahji; Yeah she got baboonga!
by Nickbbigspooda February 7, 2017
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crabby balloon

similar to a red balloon, its when you crunch the crabs off anothers pubes with your teeth.
girl: hey do you have change for a dollar.

guy: shut up you whore and give me a crabby balloon.
by dcgrp1 December 10, 2008
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sandwhich balloon

the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.
tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*
by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009
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klunky balloon

when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.
yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!
by deejzzle August 11, 2010
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Squirrel Balloon

When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.
Hey dude, nice squirrel balloon, where'd you get it?
by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014
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Ass Balloon

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.
I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!
by Brandumful May 18, 2015
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