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Dry Bagger

A male that’s a daily marathon wanker. Masturbates feverishly, multiple times a day to the point of unloading every drop of available nut and leaving an aching dry bag. May result in a glistening bead.

Very common amongst horny teens, homebound workers during the Covid crisis and the porn addicted.
My old roommate was a dry bagger. He would wank about a dozen times a day to ladyboy porn then bitch about his ballsack aching.
Dry Bagger by Dick Onchin August 11, 2020

Choking the badge 

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp
Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.

Attorney's Badge 

The most valuable piece of evidence for a spiky haired lawyer in a blue suit.
"Your honor! This attorney's badge contradicts the testimony!"
"How??"
"fuck"
Attorney's Badge by A smalltown disc September 14, 2021

Tin banger

Slang for a tradesmen who specializes in making duct work, putting in duct work and Sheetmetal instillation.
The tin banger came to my house today to put in my ducts.
Tin banger by Jds_truck June 9, 2013

Yellow Bagger 

A high school parasite that annoys the students and faculty of Ferris State University. They eventually turn into freshman that will never take their lanyards off. They will steal your food from the Rock and make your life hell.
Brace yourselves, the yellow baggers are coming.
Yellow Bagger by Emkath77 July 28, 2016

Yam Bagger 

Yam Bagging describes one of three possible instances. The first being, when a person, either a significant other or just an unsuspecting soul, winds up with a sack in their mouth. Such an instance can occur while giving head, if the significant other starts with the sack and works their way up, or for some unsuspecting soul, a tea-bagging incident gone wrong.

The second instance being, when the sack is generally embraced for one reason or another. This can happen again during oral, the significant other cradles the sack in hand, or this could happen in any rare male bonding situation, involving the sack being embraced for no reason.

The third possible instance being a situation where you would refer to someone as a cocksucker... instead, refer to someone as a yam bagger, its funny, interesting, and the person will spend some time thinking about it before responding.
My girlfriend went down on me last night and bagged my yams in the process!!! It felt phenomenal!!! Shes a Yam Bagger!

I went to tea-bag jimmy while i was wearing short-shorts the other day... not good... he ended up bagging my yams! When you see him, call him a Yam Bagger.

You dirty little yam-bagger!

During the induction ceremony for the fraternity the head hazer bagged my yams... i think he liked it; Yam Bagger...

You bumped into me! Watch where your going yam bagger!

You sir are a yam bagger!
Yam Bagger by Team Sexual March 24, 2011

Badge Cougar 

An older woman, 36+, who actively seeks relationships with cops; usually sexual. Badge cougars tend to be old shut ins who watch too much Law & Order. These are women who are not social enough to join a regular neighborhood watch yet daily become more obsessively mired in their hatred of kids making any sort of noise whatsoever anywhere near their dwellings. The also openly & loudly scorn the homeless & disenfranchised. In a vane attempt to attract younger officers they generally have all variety of toxins injected into their faces. Similar to a badge bunny only old. The primary goal of the badge cougar is to mate with as many cops as possible especially married cops.
"hey I heard you hooked up with that old Badge Cougar"
"yeah, she's 'mature' but she really knows how to polish a knight stick"
Badge Cougar by minatepes January 7, 2011