barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.

John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...

by jackbauer October 11, 2012

bearsht

Someone who has a large appetite and will eat anything put in front off them.

Ann is such a bearsht, she ate 3 full chickens a kilo bag of potatos and 2 full chocolate cakes last night! She said they were stunning!

by princesstipitoes February 24, 2013

barstan

-Anything good in life
-Something Awesome
-Something sexual

"Dude, you got accepted into Yale? That's totally barstan"
"Damn girl. Those are some nice barstans you're rocking."

by Gabhan December 4, 2013

barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .

Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town

by Ashley Kay224 February 7, 2014

Bears

a very, very, very dangerous animal

I want the bears to be my pet.

by Harry Skywalker May 29, 2016

Bars

Bars are when you can rap anytime, anywhere, against anyone.

Person 1: Man, I can spit bars!

Person 2: Yeah, those raps were fy!

by #Surprisingly Famous January 28, 2016

barsole

Anyone acting like an arsehole at a bar - clicking fingers, cutting in line, asking "What's cheapest", not knowing what they want when they get to the bar... the list goes on, ask your bartender!

That guy ordered 3 a vodka martini then complained it was too strong. Barsole.

by BatemanPsycho January 28, 2016