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bernard

A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
That house is built like a Bernard.
by WONG. November 18, 2006
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Michael Berryman

Actor who started out his career in "One flew over the cuckoos Nest" (1975) as a mental patient and went on to become a horror icon in the movie "The Hills have Eyes" (1977).

He suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia which is a rare disease that means he has no hair, no finger nails, no sweat glands and no teeth. This gives him the frightening appearence that people know him for. But he is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Michael Berryman was so cool in The Hills have Eyes, he really made the movie.
by DannyHatesTesco November 29, 2005
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David Berg

Founder of a cult in the late 60's called Children Of God, later called "The Family" now known as TFI (The Family International). Berg was an anti-semetic pedophile who encouraged the women of his cult to lure in new members with sex. The phrase he coined for this practice was called "Flirty Fishing" or "FF". He made a perverse child raising guide with sexual photographs of his adopted son, Ricky Rodriguez who killed himself and another member in 2005. The Family International currently has over 10,000 members. Berg died in 1994 at the age of seventy-five. Good riddance. All religions are brainwashing cults, some just happen to be socially acceptable unlike TFI.
Lets go dig up David Berg and sodomize his corpse.
by ImaginaryGod February 1, 2009
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berta

Slang for the Canadian province of Alberta.

You'll commonly find tradesmen, rig pigs, and people from Northern Alberta using this term unintentionally as it is part of their dialect. It isn't unheard of to hear it as far south as Calgary or Lethbridge.

It is commonly followed up with "boys", even when speaking to women or just one man.
"See that snow? It's starting to feel like berta, boys"

"How come darts are so expensive out here?"
"You're in fuckin' berta, boys"
by kadoodles January 27, 2017
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twig and berries

Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.
Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.
by JB January 19, 2004
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strumpet berries

Jeff, did some one pinch your strumpet berries really hard? They look huge and swollen!

Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.
by cordygo2hell April 14, 2009
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bert mccracken

the hottest man alive.. very good artist and very fuckin fine
poetic
whoa.. she was hott.. hott like bert!
by sumone... July 13, 2004
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