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What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”
by aq_ua March 29, 2021
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retarded fucking assholes

complete fucking douchebags

see words guitar.com and misc etc.
misc tards are dumber than a fat retard playin in his own shit
by I AM GHANDI April 19, 2004
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.
by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005
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Hairy Asshole

A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.
Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.
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asshole magnet

people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of assholes for being cute or pretty and kind.
Olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. Too bad assholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an asshole magnet.
by meloniskell July 17, 2009
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Assholecrust

(ass-hole-krust) N. 1.)The crust of an asshole 2.) One who posseses generally deviant and/or immature behavior.
"Dude, I cant stand that guy Andrew and his towel snapping."
"Don't sweat him homie, he's assholecrust."
by loakey_fm July 3, 2007
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Cavernous Asshole

1). An overly dilated anus.

2). ProteinLily.
Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!
by John Doe September 8, 2004
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