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Askhole

An annoying individual who asks random questions with no substance or asks stupid questions without thinking.
some examples of an askhole in action

yo mate what would you do if someone came up to you and tried hitting you with their khrum?

yo mate would you ever make your bird say "gwan stick it in" before you shag her?

yo mate, want to go town?

"no".......

*1 hour later*

yo mate, want to go town?

"fuck off I told you no an hour ago, when will you get it through your primate skull that I don't want to go town today....!"

yo mate, if I get some cheap pink game boy micro's you think I can make a profit on ebay?
by Zoo Keeper January 1, 2009
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the loose asshole

Slang for the Loose Caboose, a scummy bar in Lafayette, Louisiana that serves cheap beer and sleazy women.
"Do you want to go to the Loose Asshole tonight?"
"No thanks, I've had my fill of cheap pisswater and sluts."
by Dave Grohl September 25, 2004
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ashley

the best thing ever and the love of my life, she dont take nothin and can dish it back ten fold.
i love ashley
by paramorefan112 November 30, 2009
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Ashley

"She's beautiful!"
"That's Ashley!"
by Jesse James2011 August 24, 2011
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asshole

The type of guy that girls like but most just are to stupid to admit their shallowness.
I was really nice to that girl, then a drunk football player called her a bitch and she humped him and dumped me.
by B October 18, 2004
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Ashlee

The greatest way to spell Ashley. a great person who loves everyone. a princess at heart but an angel too. loves to laugh. AWESOME TIMES INFINITY!!!!! the greatest person you will ever meet. A huge romantic. very modest about looks.
person1: i need a new best friend cause mine is horrible
person2: you should meet Ashlee... she's amazing

Person1:oh Ash you are so beautiful!!!
Ashlee: ahaha thanks but i'm really not
by Princess Awesome May 22, 2011
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Gaping Asshole

An rectum of a female or male which has been expanded to a wide state. This is achieved by anal sex or stimulation with another object or sex toy.

A gaping asshole is created when the anal sphincter is stretched from anal penetration to reveal a 'gaping' effect. This is seen in varieties of hardcore pornography featuring anal sex.
I was having anal sex with her, my penis was so large for her that when I pulled out and saw her gaping asshole.
by Mr Chris, August 18, 2007
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