A kid with a ridiculiously small penis and cant get a girl cant even get a dick pic from a guy and he needs tweezers to jer off and when he sends dick pics to his sister she thinks its a piece of rice
by jew a2000 September 29, 2017
Get the alexmug. by KingofFear September 13, 2016
Get the Such an Alexmug. by Memeodalen January 6, 2017
Get the Alexmug. A dude with a quiet personality but a powerful attitude. He is arrogant and full of himself, and he likes too make himself the alpha dog. He may seem annoying and troublesome but on the inside he actually is just unstable about what others think of him and does not know how to react. Even tho on the outside he may seem rough, he has the ability for compassion and selflessness.
by surferbruh May 27, 2015
Get the alexmug. A sheep, often a black sheep, who follows you everywhere and doesn't quite realize he is not welcome
Stuart: and then i grabbed the grizzly by the neck and...
Alex: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jordan: shut up or i'll plug your ears with dirt and kick you in the chin
Alex: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jordan: shut up or i'll plug your ears with dirt and kick you in the chin
by choochoofoof March 16, 2009
Get the Alexmug. a big jackass who completely and utterly breaks girl's heart without remorse. A male with an incredibly small penis and no back bone. A player, cheater, liar, and cunt sniffer.
by Lola~ October 26, 2011
Get the alexmug. Complete pothead. No value to society whatsoever. Someone who will most certainly end up on welfare, with twelve retarded children. Drives a trashy car with a "wicked system". He has squinty eyes, and says pathetic things. Should be shot on spot.
by 4thdownsyndrome March 1, 2011
Get the Alexmug.