Alabama Thankyou

When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.

Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"

by GhostrideUrMom October 7, 2021

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Alabama threeway

Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.

My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.

by jestill May 23, 2012

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Alabama Derby

When you're fucking your cousin and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off

(To a group of people) Dude I Alabama Derby'd my hot aunt's daughter last night! It felt so good

by I like tiddies March 2, 2019

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Alabama Forklift

The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.

Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,

Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.

by Dickfingers69 September 4, 2018

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Alabama Handshake

A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.

A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.

"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"

" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."

"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."

by Dr Hymen Maximus January 15, 2021

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