The Alabama Rodeo is when during sexual intercourse, you have your children watch and make bets on who will finish first. The children can also be used as help (i.e. if a towel is needed, they will fetch it. if the air conditioning needs adjusted, they will adjust it. if the condom breaks, they will always have a new one ready to grab).
My wife and I were certainly pleased with the Alabama Rodeo last night! The kids were so helpful! They even folded our clothes once we tossed them on the ground! BTW Macy (my little girl) won the bet.
by definitiondaryus May 08, 2019
A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
by Dr Hymen Maximus January 15, 2021
When you're fucking your cousin and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off
by I like tiddies March 02, 2019
Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.
My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.
by jestill February 28, 2012
Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."
Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"
Ted- "Honestly,liked it."
Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"
Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"
Ted- "Honestly,liked it."
Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"
Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
by GhostrideUrMom October 07, 2021
The south is morning tonight after the governors of both Mississippi and Alabama died after a game of Alabama roulette.
by lzcracker July 04, 2015
by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you December 26, 2017