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Social Alzheimer's

Social Alzheimer's is when a person with in a group that knows everyone acts as if they have never met them before after a period of being apart from the group. (Examples: work group,friends,team,ect...) separation time can vary in lengths anything form a day to a week, month, ect.....

Abbreviation: SALZ
How come on every time we come back to work Chris always acts like he doesn't know us on the first day?
That's because he has social Alzheimer's.
by crawldogg April 10, 2013
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social bungee

the systematic practice of taking socially unexpected leaps 'downwards' or 'sideways' upon successful completion of an undertaken social climb. has no apparent reason and no imminent guarantee of a safe landing. practised for the sake of conducting a social experiment, sending a social message, or pure pleasure.
related to, but not to be confused with, social suicide, martyrdom and burnout.
Q: 'Have you heard John quit his job as the Director of Marketing and is now a volunteer with the Red Cross?'
A: 'Again? Does he think making us look at his social bungee jumps is funny or something?'
by sbjumper June 11, 2009
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Social Rapist

A person who forces themselves into a social situation they are not welcome in
such as events or hang outs when someone is not invited and comes anyway

NO means NO!

Social Rape
"I told my brother he couldn't hang out with us but he showed up anyway... hes a bit of a social Rapist"
by Mr.LaughTrack May 14, 2016
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social fap

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!
by n-bomb December 1, 2015
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Socialing media

When someone either
A.) continues a comment conversation in person that started on Ig, Fb, twitter etc.
B.)compliments someone in person based off of something they posted online
C.) commenting on a social media post in person
D.) points our how many likes they got or how many they didn't on a post

Basically, just breaking the barrier between social media and social interaction.
You know what this is. Everybody has at least one friend who does it. Ex. Of Socialing media"Why did you tweet that??"
Or "Wait, I got so many likes on this picture. I'm so proud of myself."
by Chicken Noodle Soup December 22, 2013
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Social Artisan

A person who actively discusses socio-cultural issues and offers their own ideas for the betterment of the society; one who practises the art of criticising and shaping society
The world of art is full of social artisans, as every artist has had to grapple with societal issues at one point in their lives.
by Social Artisan October 5, 2018
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social barebacking

going out in public without wearing mask and gloves
I felt like everybody was looking at me at the grocery store as I social bareback without a mask and gloves....I guess I was social barebacking !
by ilm0501 April 9, 2020
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