A hundred and Fuck 

The obligatory smartass answer when a fellow soldier in Iraq asks what the temperature is.

Hey, how hot is it today?
answer: A hundred and fuck, we're in Iraq damnit, did you think it would be 80 and sunny?

A hundred and Fuck by Koalabiter December 26, 2008

what the fuck is a kilometer

i dont know.

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

what the fuck is a kilometer by the cooler penguin27 January 21, 2022

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

fuck up a one car funeral procession by grataballi October 23, 2005

Go fuck up a flagpole 

1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.

Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...

Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!

Go fuck up a flagpole by 13stewda September 20, 2009

shit fuck in a piss bucket 

I don't really know, but it came out of my mouth one day for some reason and now I say it all the time.

me- gimme a smoke, dude
P.-that was the last one, fool
me- SHIT FUCK IN A PISS BUCKET, MOTHERFUCKER!

shit fuck in a piss bucket by Joe July 15, 2004

woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup

A description of a person who claims to be woke but who isn't cognizant of or willing to address their complicity in the systems of oppression they inveigh against.

That girl is woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup. She be talkin bout the plight of women in Myanmar while she's steady wearing those UGG boots.

Katy Perry is woke as woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup! She cut her hair and is trying to portray herself as this conscious, feminist artist, all the while living in a mansion bought from the millions she made while being a pinup , perfect, pop princess.

woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup by Barrumundii August 23, 2019

That's A Load Of Fuck Off 

A Term used to describe a blatent lie or false statement. See also bullshit

"That's a load of fuck off Jimmy, your sisters tits aren't that big".

That's A Load Of Fuck Off by DJ Cormier May 8, 2008