Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

Father Bressani

Such a shit school not fun and everyone thinks their hard so many npcs it’s a shit school

Father Bressani not fun

Don’t go there shit school

🎂

by Havecak127 September 23, 2023

Father Joseph

Any father figure in an Indian family,

A:How’s Father Joseph doing?
B:Father Joseph is doing great

by Kutty Kallan April 1, 2020

Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.

Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

god and father of all mankind

Jacob....

I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.

by Lordandsaviour of us all February 22, 2020