Jeff Hubbard

The sexiest crab man to ever live and owner of Don’s Crabs. Is the only man to ever be born with

Jeff Hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. I wanna suck his crab claw dick so bad. Danelle is such a lucky woman.

by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

Jeff

An immortal being that lives in a higher and acceded state of being. Jeff is also incredibly attractive and has an amazing personality whilst remaining incredibly humble. Jeff is the one true God!

I am Jeff

by Le Chef November 14, 2020

Jeff

Jeff is a person that everyone has, he is someone that is with you side by side no matter what. He is someone that you can trust and help. Everyone has a jeff but they just might not know it yet but someday they will find who there jeff is

I found out who my jeff is

by sujfjb December 16, 2019

Jeff

The act of being incredibly fat. Often refers as a human pedophile. Frequent intake of loli porn.

Often talks in difficult vocabulary due to the frequent activity of drowning itself in movie marathons and fapping”

Is gay.

“Damn bro! shes like 10. You’re such a Jeff!”

“Ew, you’re so gay. Dont be a jeff.”

by dinthewhale October 26, 2022

Jeff

This boy WHITE. Fan of Eminem, movie theater popcorn, Disney world (unironically), amateur film critic, bobble head enthusiast, got a cat as a best friend (and she a real bitch). Party trick: changing the channel with his toes.

“Jeff paid $650 to see a twenty one pilots concert in Tampa”

by Red Flaming Hero November 25, 2021

jeff

one who literally screams DUDE every 5 seconds

*casually driving a car*
jeff: DUDE turn the ac down

by not donk June 18, 2022

The ole Jeff Dunham

When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet

Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”

by Vintage_Beard December 3, 2021