The opposite of getting drunk, drinking a large quantity of energy drinks until you're awake for 1+ days or until your heart explodes
Tony: "Hey Jim want to go to my brother's Bat Mitzvah?"
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."
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the instant when a small child (Ness or Lucas) prevents the funne monke (DK) from recovering in a smash bros ultimate game
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