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Ting

Originally used heavily by afro Caribbean, now used by every wannabe swag hag ghetto dickhead who'll revert back to the Queen's English the minute they get home to mum and dad and forget about dropping their 'r's and bullshitting about what a badman they are.
Crispin: Nah Fam, it's just some ting innit.
Crispins mum: Crispin, stop talking like a dickhead and finish your peas you absolute Muppet.
by El DiPablo September 25, 2018
mugGet the Tingmug.

Sum Ting Wong

A racist term for Asian people with a similar phrase, “Something Wrong”
Ms Willy: Is there Sum Ting Wong with your homework assignment?
by vereb August 8, 2023
mugGet the Sum Ting Wongmug.

Sexy ting bruv

E.
"Shrek is a sexy ting bruv"

"Innit"
by ImADissapointmentToMyParents14 October 23, 2020
mugGet the Sexy ting bruvmug.

Put The Tings in the Tings

To put food inside of bread.
Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”
by TheUrbanDictionaryLord March 4, 2019
mugGet the Put The Tings in the Tingsmug.

Dead ting

When you see twiggy your first impression is... dead ting
by Lol that’s funny July 11, 2019
mugGet the Dead tingmug.

Peng ting

A popular slut who gets all the attention
Derek: aye fam, look at Hollie, she pretty fit

Dan:aye ye she peng ting bruv
by Old famalam July 7, 2019
mugGet the Peng tingmug.

ting

That which goes skrrrrra.
by zeehat March 23, 2018
mugGet the tingmug.

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