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Dick gas

A rare element not found on the periodic table due to it being so amazing compared to the other gasses. It can also be used to describe a terrorist
Hannah was being such a dick gas last week! She wouldn’t stop touching my nipples.
by Lewishpiroshki October 18, 2019
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Gas Hole

Gas Hole

Human Anus, especially of an elderly person.

The hole where you pump gas into your car
Henry had anal sex with his young and hung buddy all night. When Henry sat on the toilet he realized that his GAS HOLE is extremely sore that he is going to have a hard time taking a shit.

Sylvia forgot to take her metamucil after having a night out drinking and dancing with her 70 year old boy friend. Her GAS HOLE even had a small tear the next morning as she passed a giant hard stool.
by PTHalifax April 28, 2019
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Gas Spout

The act of letting a fart after anal sex.
Did you hear Pat gas spout Andy, after he pulled out?
by Cheapskate chumly May 4, 2017
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Rapturing gas

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.
by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011
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Gas Palace

"I need to change rooms so i don't suffocate."
~"why?"
"I went to Gas Palace"
by BYUNG! May 25, 2009
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Lip Gas

Lip gas also known as a wierd sound when you smack your lips, it sounds a bit like your farting, hence the name.
Another meaning of lip gas is sticking a fork in your lip and putting some gas inside of your lip. Don't try it, it hurts.
*fart*
"ITS JUST LIP GAS, MOM!"
by MoldyScaryCheese ! December 19, 2017
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Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.
Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
by Jerman900 October 23, 2022
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