2 definitions by PTHalifax

Gas Crack

Crack between one's butt cheeks, especially of an elderly person as seniors release a lot of gas.

Bob always fantasized about burying his face all night in a big booty woman''s Gas Crack.
Judith loved licking Ray's Gas Crack as soon as he gets home from golfing.

by PTHalifax April 28, 2019

Gas Hole

Gas Hole

Human Anus, especially of an elderly person.

The hole where you pump gas into your car

Henry had anal sex with his young and hung buddy all night. When Henry sat on the toilet he realized that his GAS HOLE is extremely sore that he is going to have a hard time taking a shit.

Sylvia forgot to take her metamucil after having a night out drinking and dancing with her 70 year old boy friend. Her GAS HOLE even had a small tear the next morning as she passed a giant hard stool.

by PTHalifax April 28, 2019