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shit-balls

When you wipe from back to front and you go forward a little to far.
also an exlimation of sumething that surpises or distresses you
dude i just got done taking a dump and i think i have some shit-balls
or
oh shit-balls i forgot to do my homework
by dannyofborg October 19, 2008
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Dumb Shit

Dumb shit is not necessarily an insult, it can also refer to illogical or irrational feats of greatness.
Announcer: "That homerun was hit over 500 ft!"

Me: "DUMB SHIT!"
by mr dumb shit February 11, 2014
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shit friends

shit friends are a group of 2 or more guys who enjoy sending each other pictures of their shits. Shit friends usually take great pride in their bowel movements and usually have a competitive spirit. They see taking shits as a sport. This continuous back in forth nature that can last up to years. These types often seek other individuals who enjoy sending and receiving pictures of their shits.
Greg: Why the fuck is someone sending you pictures of their shits?
Scott: Oh, thats just Seth, we're shit friends.

(later in the day...)

Scott: Dude that was a huge shit bro!!!
Seth: Its that protein sahn.
Scott: Did you get that pic of mine?? It looked like a dick 'n balls!!! LOL!
by IloveTheNSA February 18, 2014
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Shit Train

The level of inebriation or drug-induced handicap that is far beyond the standard human experience. If the terms "tipsy" and "buzzed" are used to describe the low end of this spectrum then the only level higher than "Shit Train" is death. Subjects designated as Shit Trains are likely in the beginning stages of alcohol poisoning and should seek immediate medical assistance.
"Did you guys ever find Nandini after the club?"
"No, was she ratchet?"
"No girl, she was a Shit Train."
by Prof. Bawdon September 4, 2014
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shit marks

Shit marks is a very serious case of skids, suffered by the victim for most of his adult life
"Damn Steve....what the fuck is that brown mark on the back of your jeans?"

"Er.....I sat on a caramac mate"

"Like fuck you did....You've got shit marks again haven't you?"

"....yes..."
by Big Kev Dial December 31, 2014
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Shit ass

A southern term to describe a lazy man that isn't worth a shit.
He ain't nothing but a shit ass.
by Natty man April 23, 2015
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Shit prick

A short, annoying little asshole of a man who is drowning in his little man syndrome. shorty short little prick dick Bitch
I love having a shit prick for a boss
by Bhinesley March 12, 2016
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