pussy dumb

When someone (usually a boy) starts to like a girl that gives and/or gave them some attention, but the sad truth is the girl didn't even like him in the first place and now this someone has caught feelings and this usually happens to people who can't control their feelings.

Person1: aye, what's up with dave? He's acting weird around Sarah over there.
Person2: oh dave, he's just acting pussy dumb.
Person1: oh better pray for dave then.
Person2: yeah I feel sorry for dave, he can't help being pussy dumb.

by HAMOX November 10, 2015

boat pussy

A vagina that resembles the underside of a boat that's been festering in stagnant water for months.

Eula last night had a bad case of boat pussy!

by TheSanFrancisco69ers November 13, 2015

Pussy Prickle

The hair that starts to grow back after a woman has shaved her pubic hair or cat

Nathaniel: "Ouch babe. You have pussy pickle. It's so sharp."

Colette: "My cat has pussy prickle all over her body."

by Lord Nicoldemort March 2, 2016

rose pedal pussy

Tumblrs' definition of perfect pussy, a nice pink color with wavy pussy lips. Generally is very appealing, and should be eaten/enjoyed for a long time.

"Dude! I don't really like blondes, but this girl had a rose pedal pussy. Blonde's over brunettes after last night "

by Chikenxsweat March 3, 2016

Pussy Smackdown

When a girl gets back at her boyfriend by sticking her finger up her pussy and rubbing the juice on her unsuspecting boyfriend's face in front of his friends.

Boyfriend: What just happened????
Friend: You shouldn't have pissed her off, dude. You just got the Pussy Smackdown.

by salsaconqueso March 6, 2016

pussy zits

White puss filled skin bumps on the inside of a nasty bitch's vagina

Bro I was goin down on my girlfriend and I puked bcuz she had the pussy zits

by Tincheybaby69 March 10, 2016

pussy fur

When you go one day without shaving your vagina

I was eating my girlfriend out last night and her pussy fur irritated my face.

by Miley the twerk master March 28, 2016