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black-bagged

When the police is trying to silence you and puts a black bag over you. Commonly used by China against protestors.
You better not raise a blank sheet of paper over your head if you go to China or else you'll get black-bagged and disappeared.
by Memph85 May 3, 2023
mugGet the black-baggedmug.

Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
mugGet the Moving Bags of Lettucemug.

touch bag

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.
by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025
mugGet the touch bagmug.

oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.
She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.
by Psychostench April 19, 2023
mugGet the oral barf bagmug.

fuck off bag

When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...

The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.
Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"

Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"
by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019
mugGet the fuck off bagmug.

Bag

To drive a vehicle very rough, drifting, burnouts, extreme high speeds etc. Bagging out the engine and transmission
Let’s go out for a bag in the mustang
Hell yeah dude
by That one lonely goat May 5, 2021
mugGet the Bagmug.

SEA BAG

A term used by pirates for Doushbag ! or sailor talk
OH, that Sea Bag is taking me Booty !
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025
mugGet the SEA BAGmug.

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