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Kick balls month

On November 1st anyone can kick a boy in the balls no matter what.
Girl:Hey guess what it’s November 1st
Boy:so?
Girl:So you have to be nice to me

Boy:why?
Girl:Because it’s kick balls month
Boy:Oh no
by Sophiemclaughlin20 January 2, 2021
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Took my balls

1. Someone who totally whooped your arse at something. Utterly humiliating you and crushing your pride.

2. When a girl seemingly dominates a guy, scaring him, doing whatever she wants, and letting her hit him out of anger.
Jack: "Yo Sam, John crushed you in that multiplayer last night."

Sam: "Yeah, he took my balls."

Mark: Why won't Tyrone hang out with us anymore? Richmond?
Richmond: Man, i heard Lizzy took his balls and won't let him go anywhere w/out her
by Ceaser98 March 6, 2016
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cock-and-balls weather

Describes the snowy weather conditions favourable to the drawing of a giant cock-and-balls.
Hey Frans, get your drawing shoes ready. There's cock-and-balls weather predicted for the weekend.
by cwaigy December 1, 2010
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squiggly ball fun

when your balls go squiggly and you tea bag a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORSES FOR JUSTICE
"OMFG THE OTHER DAY LIKE BALLS WENT SQUIGGLY AND I tea bagged a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious"

"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"

"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"

what a load of squiggly ball fun
by Dear?!!! yes for im a dear!! December 31, 2011
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balls deep crash

The kind of crash that you can't get out of. The more you struggle the worse it gets. You can't see what is going on, the keyboard and mouse seem to be doing nothing, and when you reboot you might notice you deleted several things off the desktop.
*Playing Max Payne 3*
*Sudden freeze*
*Slamming on keyboard and mouse*
*Screaming and crying about lost progress*
DAMNIT I AM IN A BALLS DEEP CRASH
by lakecityransom returns July 9, 2012
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cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
by footcheese April 7, 2021
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8 ball tattoo

Never to be messed with. Usually seen in rodeo 2wd ute either flat bed or oversized canopy. 8 ball tattoo Often accompanied by flames and/or koi fish sleeve.
Jonno, stop runnin ya mouth. That blokes got an 8 ball tattoo!
by Bighorse December 10, 2018
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