fatty head

when a man has a massive boner, and the head of that boner, it's inflamed beyond belief..... as if he has the herpes or something.

oh my god Becky, this guy had a fatty head, no way I would allow that in my cooch!

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

Chaff Head

A christian term for someone who is worldly minded or prone to invest in and pursue meaningless and often ungodly things.

Someone who things of nothing but personal pleasure and monetary gain is a chaff head.

by Nathan Funke June 11, 2010

Soap Head

Soap Head- A person who cares way to much about there hair and there hair and styeling .

''Soap Head'' that fat lady spend a 100 dollars on hair products she's still fat

by no1knows007 August 20, 2010

Caravan Head

An overweight gentleman who drinks too much and has the arse of a Transit Van and the head the size of a Caravan.

Caravan Head says: "do you mind if i sit in the front row?"

Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"

by PLUH765 August 25, 2010

Jill-Head

A skanky woman with pigtails that serve as handles when masturbating with her mouth.

Hey, look at that old ditz with pigtails, I bet she gets jill-headed daily.

by Juan Carloz August 30, 2010

pan head

a guy who licks out other guys girlfriends and keeps it sly, they also have face to flange ratios of 1

He is such a pan head, Will is gonna kill him

by carepause May 18, 2011

Head Musher

The most irritating guest at your wedding.The sort that would gasp at the sight of a pretty ribbon, sniff right through the ceremony, get you a lousy present and invariably eat the most food.

Bob: I sweat to God, I'm never inviting Aunt Muriel to another one of my weddings.

Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher

by hookedonhooks May 30, 2011