Cunt Hunt

The more modern term for witch hunt.

Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.

by summertime36 November 21, 2022

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Cunt Chorus

In British pub and restaurant culture when a server drops a plate or a glass, a Cunt Chorus is when some of the restaurant customers jeer or mock them loudly with the intention of making the server feel bad. This is more prevalent in poorer areas.

"Why did the waitress go home early?"

"She dropped a plate, and the Cunt Chorus made her cry."

by White Wine and Fine September 11, 2023

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Cunt Song

A song that cunts like. Generally pop music.

Have you heard Taylor Swifts new song? It's a real cunt song.

by StrangerFromOmegle November 26, 2014

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Lads and Cunts

I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.

by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022

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Shitty cunt

The kind of neighbor that you wish would just move TF away so you don't have to plan arson or any other illegal acts. Probably named Kelly, like the "Karen of neighbors" she thinks she is big shit, like the MF mayor or some shit, but no Kelly, you're not the MF mayor, go sit the fuck down and don't look at my side of the street! Keep your eyes in your own yard, you shitty cunt.

Kelly is such a shitty cunt, I hate being her neighbor.

by aylaaK Renee July 17, 2022

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