Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around

Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"

by cape hatrack September 10, 2022

Fuck off

From "off", to detach from something, to get away and far, as in "pull one's dirty stinking day long socks off, throw them in a garbage can and set them on fire", and "fuck", as in "as quickly as possible". Considered a general final and genuine warning before you stop talking and resort to brutal physical violence and shoving people's heads into walls.
A usefull expression to learn, as it terminates all arguments or conflicts in a generally quick and easy manner : hospital or no more conflict.

-you better fuck off right now.

by Spyan February 26, 2022

Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also, ‘nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick! He’s nicking off behind the sheds!

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022

Off-the-Grid Starfish

a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male

I’m telling you! The Off-the-Grid Starfish had me trembling!

by oilyotter December 13, 2021

HORKED OFF

PISSED OFF. UPSET.

Missing that public execution left me really horked off.

by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012

Smoke it off

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.

Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off

by FioKioSio June 27, 2023

off cred

When someone is acting completely out of pocket, wildin out, and overestimating the social credit they carry in a group of friends.

“Chill Young A, you’re off cred”

by LeaderZach January 30, 2025