Cherk Off

Choking and jerking it at the same time. A form of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What the fuck was kill bill thinking? You can't cherk off without a spotter!

by thebaypreditor July 20, 2009

Gator-Off

Gatorade and Smirnoff. A drink invented by a hardass wannabe who thought it'd be cool to lose braincells and gain electrolytes at the same time.

I downed some Gator-Off at homecoming, impressed?

by Fagalot October 12, 2009

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

Tanked Off

A subejective rejection mood. It's one of those emotional times (mostly found in guys) where you don't want to be subjectively nice to a certain person. Everyone can notice the mood, it's the mood between aggetated and pissed off. Another way to say Tanked Off is a boys time of month.

Charile came into work aggetated that his mother kicked him out.

His girlfriend comes in and breaks up with him currently making him Tanked Off. he rufuses to do his daily activities and work.

At the end of the day Charle's boss fires him. Now he's pissed off.

by LordWaffleKisses November 10, 2009

faxed off

When a person gives you a fax number to call when he or she doesn't want to give you their real phone number

"Yo, I got five numbers last night but half of them were faxed off."

by Slade Enanian November 11, 2009

Hop off of his Swagg

When s girl likes a boy she digs his swagger but if she decides to break up with him she might say "I hopped off of his swagg" The same goes for a crush if she decides to get over him she is hopping off of his swagg.

Dana: " I'm just over him ima hop off of his swagg"

Kelly: "It's about time, that relationship is going nowhere"

by RISsKy December 4, 2009

fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009