Random-Stranger-Sex

When having sex with people you know just isn't good enough.

You, sir. Yes, you. You're hot; let's fuck.
A day later...
Wow, that was the best Random-Stranger-Sex I've ever had.

by Blueballs69 July 26, 2011

rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.

What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!

by flyingdog March 19, 2008

really good sex

noun: sex that's really good, duh.

The only thing better than pie is really good sex.

by the storm drains August 2, 2009

quite the sex object

This is what Jonah Marais is. He is known as a sex object(in his video he made).

Have you ever heard of Jonah Marais?
Yay he is the quite the sex object dude. Right?

by Asdfghjklqqertyuiozxcvbnmlkjhg September 25, 2017

Heath Ledger Sex

In the midst of doggystyle sex with your partner, the man slowly reaches around and playfully sticks a finger in his ladies mouth. At the last second he puts a finger from his other hand into the other side of her mouth. Give her the devils inch and then pull back as hard as possible on the creases of her lips (creating a joker inspired smile). Whisper to her in a heath ledger voice "Why So Serious?"

1: Best sex ever last night!
2: What was so great about it?

1: I had Heath Ledger Sex.... things got pretty serious.

by hitchmalone February 7, 2010

Sneaky school sex

Jake snuck into the dorms and stripped, laying on his bed, dick in hand and head back when his roommate Matthew came in. "MATT!" He cried, teying to cover himself up when Matt crawled onto the bed and dove into a deep kiss, tongues crashing as they made out, before Matthew stripped, lifting Jake's legs up and over his shoulders. Jake whimpered, seeing that massive 11 long, 5 inch wide cock, knowing he was in gor some hardcore sex. Matthew entered Jake, who moaned in ecstacy. "Yeah, that's- the spotttt~" Jake groaned as Matthew began to slowly pound him. Jake felt pressure building up deep inside as Matt thrusted his dick inside of him, beginning to arch his back, his moans loudening the faster Matt penetrated him. Finally the pressure broke, and he felt his skin tingle with a wave of pleasure as he got his first ever orgasm, which felt brilliant, feeling hot seamen flow from Matt as he continued to orgasm for a few minutes. He grapsed Matt's mass of brown curls, head back whilst he moaned. "Y-yeah, Matt, ohh~ fuckkkkkk." Jake groaned, urging him on with his sexy moans until suddenly Matt threw his legs open and fucked him as rough and hard as he could. Jake scream-moaned before his cum splashed everywhere. Matt grinned as Jake's lithe body lunged forward with every strengthened thrust. They heard a cough, and looked aside to see the deouty head at the door. Busted.

"SIR!" Jake cried, laying fown from the doggy. Matt stopped, white with fear as Mr.Adam walked in and locked the door before he stripped, getting the other end and shoving his 9-inch cock staright down Jake's throat. Jake took to sucking it hungrily, making Mr.Apple throw his head back and moan. Matt banged Jake harder before they swapped. Jake bit down on Matt's delicious dick as it reached the back of his mouth, screaming as he was pounded the hardest and fastest he'd ever been, sweat glancing off him like water. He moaned and moaned, seamen going everywhere. "PLEASE STOP~ OH MY GOD~ I CAN'T TAKE IT STOP~!" Jake constantly screamed before he passed out, the pleasure overloading his nerves. Matt and Mr.Apple fucked for a while before the Teacher dressed and left, and Matt curled up next to Jake. That was some hot sneaky school sex. Ily bye rattiess <3

by YourGayFatherwithYourGayDad April 23, 2023

ALEX SEX POSITION

alex sex position, just a sex position called alex.

is that the alex sex position?!

by OLYMPIOUS February 1, 2022