cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.

Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.

by acljew November 7, 2006

cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

Cuntchops

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.

"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"

by Darren July 4, 2004

cuntasaurus rex

A woman who is so evil that if she existed during the time of the dinosaur, she would have survived extinction through sheer hatred for anything that might live.

My boss is an evil souless cuntasaurus rex

by daonocto August 19, 2010

cuntlery

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.

Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.

by Jonnyguano September 20, 2005

Cuntly Trimper

A person who acts like a slut but really isn't one.

She's acting like such a Cuntly Trimper

by Zeebar January 28, 2010

cuntsicle

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

by HooMaster March 14, 2008