Shoving TV controls into your anus into it bleeds also proceeds to put the blood in a cup to drink later
by Shanebrannigannoncehunter May 23, 2020

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.
Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
by Charlie Muurphy December 12, 2008

when a man is recieving oral sex or having sex pulls out cums in his hand and slaps the female in the face
by dshock89 February 28, 2009

by Emaras April 26, 2020

by LooniyToones April 4, 2020

When you're still drunk from the night before and a dirty man who works at a fast food restaurant looks like a desireable option to hook up with that day.
That guy could be my dirty Freddie. Or, oooh look at that dirty Freddie, he makes me want to take off my clothes.
by FmTownsend May 24, 2019

When a girl proceeds to kissing every girl she sees on a night out then choosing the best kisses to go home with to further there sexual encounters by using double ended dildos and various food products to smuther onto each other and then lick off.
yo dude!
yo dude!
by Msingh514 March 1, 2020
