one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

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One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020

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Another One Bites the Dust

A shameless, uncredited parody of "Another One Rides the Bus" by Weird Al. Queen should be ashamed.

Another One Bites the Dust is a terrible parody

by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024

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One-way

A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people

Stop being one-way

by Plep501 May 22, 2018

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Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.

1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.

by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017

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the yellow one who isn't in mesmerizer

Nickname for fanloid Akita Neru. Literally just high pitched miku.

Twitter User: Miku song of the day: triple baka by LamazeP
Including miku! Teto! And the yellow one who isn't in mesmerizer!!

Twitter User 2: HER NAME IS AKITA NERU GOD DAMN IT

by fishgaming June 18, 2024

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