Rule number one

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

by Sunaarin August 4, 2023

Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

One piece

One piece is an anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth.

Me: bro, have you heard this super awesome anime called one piece
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh

by Anthonias June 3, 2023

force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.

1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."

by SirDarwin March 30, 2024

one da fool

someone who is disconnected from tribal / hunter style living who orders food on a daily basis in the style of homer Simpson

Customer: "Uhhhh, Ill get one **** and One **** and one more **** oh no add one ***"
Order taker: "One da fool sir, your order total is ****"

by noturdad020 March 25, 2022

one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.

Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

You You The One Who has no Clue

You You (pronounced yoyo) is often seen having the You You Stare Syndrome or in short the YYSS. This is severe and can infect others into staring into air for indefinite amount of times. This causes him to freeze up and forget who he is, where he is and just continually look up into the air.

You You is often found playing ping pong with DA HOMIEZZ on the 2nd floor.

You You The One Who has no Clue is looking off into the air yet again bruh

by "okke" February 22, 2023