Dicke Eating Syndrome A.K.A DES- When someone is such a little bitch or suck up that they just eat piles and piles of dick all day just to try to get anyone to like them
"Hey did you hear Skyler went up to the professor to rat out the gang"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"
by MadDawg179 November 13, 2013
Get the dick eating syndrome - DESmug. The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)
This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.
by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012
Get the DHS-Dick In Hand Syndromemug. The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."
by Olisaurus March 13, 2010
Get the Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)mug. Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.
(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
by MaxNrg November 30, 2010
Get the Delayed Morning Wood Syndromemug. A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.
What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt
by Libertatis December 26, 2018
Get the Affluent Bone Spur Syndromemug. The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.
Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."
Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."
Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."
Cadet Bob: "But we're not."
Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."
Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."
Cadet Bob: "But we're not."
Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013
Get the Fool's Golden Pussy Syndromemug. by LilMega September 1, 2020
Get the Vaush Derangement Syndrome (VDS)mug.