by Langlophile December 28, 2021
Get the Dog’s dick end of nowhere mug.A dog is someone who will always be there for you no matter what when u have problems with you friends and families your dog will always be at your side no matter.
*mom and dad gets mad at me*
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*friends thought i copied there answer in the quiz
* dog barks and wanna make you happy*
by ICAn be a human November 13, 2019
Get the Dog mug.This good boi is looking for his forever home! Six other families have returned him to the shelter. Angel is a sweet lubbie pibble who is dog reactive so he'll do best in a house with no children or other pets.
by Arcxjo February 25, 2021
Get the dog reactive mug.The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!
by 2muchrush September 22, 2022
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by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024
Get the left pocket dog shit mug.When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.
by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025
Get the Human Hot Dog mug.Deadbeat Dog aka DD...
Is a male that is a donor of a child or many children and has no contact with the child/children and doesn't help support the child emotionally, physically or financially, But yet claims to people who will listen to him that he misses the child/children and wants to have rights to being a part of the children/child's life but in reality is self absorbed and makes no effort to see or speak to the child and only manages to pay $1.49 a day in child support even though working full time. He is also All about the crack and chasing filthy pussy.
Is a male that is a donor of a child or many children and has no contact with the child/children and doesn't help support the child emotionally, physically or financially, But yet claims to people who will listen to him that he misses the child/children and wants to have rights to being a part of the children/child's life but in reality is self absorbed and makes no effort to see or speak to the child and only manages to pay $1.49 a day in child support even though working full time. He is also All about the crack and chasing filthy pussy.
"the deadbeat dog -(DD) came home with lipstick on his neck the day I was due to give birth to our son, and couldn't come up with a better story than"what do U mean??... Like a deadbeat dog he is..
by N0scrub August 20, 2024
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