one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

Hole in one

When you blow your load and it lands directly down in your bellybutton

I got a hole in one the other day, it was such a mess

by Le-polarbear November 19, 2016

One-way

A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people

Stop being one-way

by Plep501 May 22, 2018

That one teacher

the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide

yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.

by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021

one shot

a black man who drinks fortnite shields and cant die ''says your teamate'' and he has infinite health

that bitchass is ''one shot'' (although they didnt hit him) :(

by Exozs March 27, 2022

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

one-anothering

One anothering is when you do things for others. There are many ways that you care for others. In person. On the phone. In a letter. Take care of others. Say kind words to others. Build them up. Guide them. Feed them. Teach them. Etc.

It came to me from the Bible. There are over 50 times where the phrase "one another" is used. Take care of one another. lead one another, mentor one another. love one another and so on. I have a tattoo that says "One another each other.... God" as a daily reminder to do for others... My friends, Show love to each other.. One-another each other.

I was one-anothering a sick friend today

Even in this time of Social distancing we can oneanother on the phone or in text.

If we teach our kids one-anothering at an early age they will grow up to care about others and understand empathy.

by Dani65 April 5, 2020