Butt Cream

The cream that comes out for your asshole whenever you have a weird kind of gut disease

John do you have Butt Cream?
Yeah, it feels weird when I shit

by 01739q7e October 29, 2020

Butt-Shuttle

A peice of poop exiting someone's butthole.

I have to release a butt-shuttle.

by Butt-Shuttle June 5, 2024

mop butt

Mop butt is the act of getting a mop shoved up your ass.

Omg did you hear that Tyler got mop butted?

by annabelle_621 June 8, 2020

no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"

Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

diuretic butt

When your butt explodes diarrhoea for no apparent reason, it just is

Whoa I had a a super charged diuretic butt tonight and I don’t have anything left inside me

by Dr True Love September 30, 2022

tarrets of the butt

When you are farting uncontrollably breathing from your butthole. (Farting)

*farts*

"Dude! Stop giving me the sass from your ass!"

"I'm sorry bro! I suffer from tarrets of the butt!"

by Awkward May 26, 2014

crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022