The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

The ominous tone of the butt! It is just there specifically a man butt, you think he was gonna fast, but no it just remained a butt. IT WAS SO SCARY WHEN JESSICA SLAPPED IT, but no. No reaction. Was this a super butt. THAN ANDY A CO WORKER SNIFFED AND SNIFFED SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!!!!! THE BUTT WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE SILENCE BUT THAN A HAND CAME OUT OF THE CABINET AND THE WALLS DRIPPED WITH VINEGAR AND THE OLD HAG THAT HANGED BEHIND THE BATHROOM DOOR CAME OUT AND WAS ACTUALLY THERE!! SHE TOOK HER MAGIC WAND AND SAID BADDOOODOOODOO BADOODOO....the butt was doing all of this whaaaat. NO! THE BEST PART COMES..............

...............I SWEAR!!!! THE BUTT WENT PFFFFFFFFFFWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRELILPUT!! IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE SO SCARY I AM SSH SH SHAKING!

Finding nemo The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Twerking with out parental guidance The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Dancing in the dark with a spotlight The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

by STANDUPCOMEDY November 28, 2021

Butt Blizzard

When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.

My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.

by JS123678123 February 19, 2024

Butt bag

Underwear

Nana told me that I should sleep without a butt bag so that my vag can breathe.

by flashy1122 August 12, 2019

Butt Nuke

It is when a mail (or femile if they have a strap-on) lays there partner on their belly with their butt exposed and jumps in the air and slams their penis into their partners butt

Dude, my gf wanted to do something crazy last night, so I butt nuked her, it was awesome but painful

by KANT D3Ni April 20, 2017

Michigan butt chug

The act of inserting an open Gatorade bottle in somebody’s anus letting empty out in your partners, rectal cavity and preceding the drink out of their anus.

“Me and my partner just did the Michigan Butt Chug last night. I don’t know how much I liked it, but I’m willing to try it again.

by K-Town Crips February 29, 2024

Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone

His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!

by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022

Poop Butt

Any individual, male or female who has pooped and has not yet taken a shower using soap and a thorough scrub to his or her butt hole to remove the excess poop that is probably stuck in the nooks of the anus.

Kristina was a very attractive women and presented herself with the upmost confidence. Andrew was extremely attracted to Kristina. Andrew was going to ask Kristina on a date until he noticed she had used the bathroom for roughly 10 minutes. Andrew then knew that Kristina had a “Poop Butt” and decided not to ask her on a date.

by Godrewski March 15, 2022