dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.
by Maytawn January 01, 2011
A dirty food-laden mane of untrimmed hair that grows on the face of the most dedicated male gamer. Usually begins formation after level 100 of world of warcraft, or another analogous stage of gamer life when basic hygiene is no longer a priority. The word can also be used to stereotype a person that looks like said gamer.
"Whoa dude, I been gaming too long, I got a major cheeto beard growing!"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"
by agentsmyth January 10, 2014
A beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
They are commonly found on women.
It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.
They are commonly found on women.
It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.
"You have a beard?"
"Yeah. It only comes out at night."
"You mean like a vampire beard?"
"Yes, exactly."
"Yeah. It only comes out at night."
"You mean like a vampire beard?"
"Yes, exactly."
by the meeshinator May 23, 2010
Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...
"check out that bearded wonder!"
by slimbo9 October 02, 2013
The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"
by angry bry March 12, 2009
by dick bohner December 17, 2010
You shave off a read beard and become a blue beard.
I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
by Nards OTC August 12, 2007