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Wiki-chondriac

A person who constantly Googles or uses Wikipedia (or other internet resources) to self diagnose their illness based on symptoms they've been experiencing.
Kaley is a Wiki-chondriac. She wakes up with a slight headache after a night of drinking. She immediately sources Wikipedia where she finds that there are several common causes including:
"tension, migraines, eye strain, dehydration, low blood sugar, hyper mastication and sinusitis." She also finds that there are life-threatening conditions such as "meningitis, encephalitis, cerebral aneurysms, extremely high blood pressure, and brain tumors" associated with headaches. She quickly jumps to the conclusion that she's dying of a brain tumor and needs medical assistance rather than a Tylenol and some water for what is a really a bad hangover.
by Amy Elizabeth J March 30, 2009
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wikireality.ru

A heavily censored place as well. Users can see animals like Ole Førsten here. Many valid concerns are simply removed here.
- I'm some anonymous asshole at wikireality.ru

- Hail Putler, Wikireality!
by Barkingdog June 4, 2023
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wikipedia

an online encyclopedia, started at 2001, made by user contribution and translated to many languages. visit wikipedia.org
contribute to wikipedia project !
by alireza January 6, 2004
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wikiality

Wikiality is a term first used on the news program "The Colbert Report" by Stephen Colbert, on Monday, July 31, 2006. Wikiality may be defined as: A reality where, if enough people agree with a notion, it becomes the truth. It is generally believed to be a portmanteau of the words "Wikipedia" and "reality".

Wikiality is an interesting concept derived from the theory of cultural relativity. It is based on the grounds of popular truth. If something is written on Wikipedia, then it is accepted on truth. Therefore, it can be assumed that everything on Wikipedia is the truth. However, anyone can edit Wikipedia. In such case, anyone can edit the truth (in theory).
"If only the entire body of human knowledge worked this way, and it can, thanks to tonight's word: Wikiality." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"We should apply these principles to all information. All we need to do is convince a majority of people that some factoid is true." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"As usual, folks, the Bush administration is on the cutting edge of information management." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"What we're doing is bringing democracy to knowledge." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"Definitions will greet us as liberators." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"See, if you go against what the majority of people perceive to be reality, you're the one who's crazy." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"The revolution will not be verified." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"Together, we can create a reality that we can all agree on, the reality we just agreed on, and that's the word." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
by Leachiro November 26, 2006
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wikiot

An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is inaccurate and comes from an unreliable source.

Often when people get proved wrong be wikipedia facts they state it isn't reliable. By stating that you are also stating that you are a wikiot.
Joe "A racecar can beat a lamborghini"
Jack "NO, Lamborghinis are the fastest cars ever made"
Joe "NO, look at wikipedia"
Jack "Wikipedia isn't a reliable source"
Joe "You are a wikiot for saying that"
by averyss July 29, 2011
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Wikipedia is Communist

wikipedia is so communist, they keep using BCE dating system.
Yo look, yet another article fucked over by the commies on wikipedia. Wikipedia is communist.
by fuck wikipedia January 3, 2012
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Quickie Wiki

A brief trip to Wikipedia during class in order for the teacher or student to prove one another wrong. Originated in Br. Joe's Latin class in Akron, Ohio.
Teacher "I believe John Kerry only had two purple hearts."

Student "No way! He had three, lets do a quickie wiki and find out."
by Bob Gnarly June 9, 2008
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