Wil Wheaton

A full beard grown by someone who is known to be a geek.

"Look at Jared sporting his Wil Wheaton."

by NaasterChief February 19, 2012

ungentlemanly weapon

n. Slang for the male genitalia

Yesterday, on my date with Joey, he showed me his ungentlemantly weapon

by Nagem August 30, 2004

weaponized incompetence

When a person acts like they have no idea how to do something even though they definitely do. They do this so that later on they can act like they're the master at either to impress someone or get praise. Also known as strategic incompetence

"I don't know how to do that, you do it"
"Stop lying, everyone knows how to change a tire, weaponized incompetence is why you have no girlfriend"
"Fine, (murmurs cartoon profanities)"

by HumongousBazongas AvadaKedavra December 21, 2021

wheaties man

A guy who has sex with one girl while shes spread on the bed while another woman sits atop your shoulders spread as you eat her out

I walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. Im not even mad, im impressed.

by Native Warrior March 1, 2009

cream of wheat

Very nasty stuff.

I hate cream of wheat

by Saints September 29, 2003

Whappies

Large breasts

The nice plastic surgeon is going to give Michelle some new whappies.

by Slack Master January 27, 2018

Eridian weapon

A special type of gun from Borderlands which will undoubtedly become synonymous with "n00b cannon". What makes them so nooby is that they have unlimited ammo, and they have great stats.

Guy playing borderlands multiplayer, looking over his various guns.
Gets shot repeatedly, sees gun: "Stupid noob using Eridian weapon unlimited ammo gun!"
Noob gets shot in back. "Yeah man, use real gun like Boomstick or Atlas Patton!"

by Revolverdude November 12, 2009