universal solvent

water

water is the universal solvent, Gregor Smith.

by Shame On You Gregor Smith October 26, 2020

University of Oxford

Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.

I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!

by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Zombie Universe

A Amazing game on roblox where you fight zombies and become the best! Unlock new weapons and be the last survivor of the Universe! Created By Niskeaf!

Omg he's playing Zombie Universe

by TheOneDefinitionMaster May 8, 2021

university of gonzaga

The University that should be known for its academic record and lovely campus. However many will forever know it as the school that you don't take past the round of 32 in every march madness bracket you fill out. Chances are they are the one seed and will bust many brackets of those ignorant people who choose the coolest name or top seeded teams. Lastly Gonzaga should mostly be known as the best University to film a porno no questions asked.

Mate One: Yo mate you know that school that always screws you in your march madness pool.
Mate Two: Yeah you mean the University of Gonzaga. I've learned my lesson and have them loosing early every year.
Mate One (again): Oh Gonzaga, that is where I hit it off big in the porn industry.

by William has a mighty big Pen April 4, 2017

oklahoma university

Home of Levi Schmitmeyer and the national weather center.

Weatherman Levi naps hard and studies hard at Oklahoma University

by Jendowowmene March 16, 2017

Augustana University

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017

universe the madlad

1: a name for someone who reached thePeak of madness

2:The universe is doing some batshit fucked up things and you dont know how

1: why the FUCK is universe the madlad screaming

2:is that a dick in the sky and the stars now form something that resembles a goose fucking a donkey and a kangaroo?
Dang universe the madlad.

by Universe the madlad January 20, 2021