ayr united

the best team in ayrshire

lewis: mon the killie!!
ryan: shut up you dirty bastard ayr united are better

by heinzbeanz November 24, 2022

The united ducks

A loyal army that is powerful. Integrats:Amaru, Cam, Maximiliam and Alfonse.

I am from The United Ducks

by Iphoneequis2 May 3, 2022

Atlanta United

smallest club in MLS, worst fans, crap team. Small banter club.

Person 1: “My club is the size of Atlanta United” Person 2: “so the size of your club is small”
Person 1: “Yes.”

by realoscargv April 12, 2022

united-staten

someone who is from USA bc America is not a country y'all dumb

x: where are you from?
y: I'm from the United States of America
x: oh so you united-staten

by pinzas gominoli May 29, 2021

Head Unit

the brains of a car sound system and serves as the input for your music sources, works better when you connect up a few amplifiers and subwoofers to crank the volume and bass to make everyone else hate you and to get girls attention by driving by with it at max volume and if you have a over powerd sound system in ur car you will be the coolest kid in school and you can make your friends jealous of you, car sound systems are fucking rad.

spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: have you heard of the radical dude with his op car stereo
other spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: and he has a radical head unit connected up to amps

Radical Dude with op car stereo: walks past drinking red bull

by Elevators115 June 1, 2021

United States

The US is the shittiest country. It’s so fucking racist and full of misogynistic white men. A lot of people around the world come here but it shouldn’t feel special because they only come here for opportunities, although it’s not a big deal I have a country but apparently people think it’s the best even though it sucks ass! Americans are so full of themselves and that racism shit OH NO!!! They don’t even season their food like how can you be so proud eating bland ass shit? There’s no way to sugarcoat it it’s a dumb fucking country and the colonizers are just feeling themselves a lil too much. They culture appropriate other cultures and they’re always so on edge to just change themselves and just act like they’re from this country or they’re black so they can say the N-word. They’re so welcome to do Asian fishing, black fishing, literally disrespect other countries cultures and they don’t even have one. so fucking rude smh

(American)Josh: Oh im from the United States
(French)Charlotte: I’m so sorry

by Incoccnito June 21, 2021

v-unit

A gangsta who has never engaged in sexual intercourse.

Yo V-unit do you even know what a naked chick looks like?

by unknown November 22, 2003