ur m8 is l8

Ur m8 is l8 means what it says. It's when your mate IS late!

Guy 1: Hey man, ur m8 is l8!
Guy 2: When will my m8 be here?

by Runescape sword February 1, 2016

ur not str8 m8

when you attack someone with this insult they have major organ failure

Jack: ur stupid lmao
Hillary: ur not str8 m8
Jack: *lung collapses*

by succyboi March 18, 2018

Ur Bro a Hoe

When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"

An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian

Friend: Ur granny tranny

You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe

*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn

collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*

by Paxy&Tobz (तम्रर्लंअ अुय्रम) May 15, 2018

ur gramp a tramp

Almost equivalent to ur granny tranny but a little less of a roast.

Random Bastard: Ur Mum Gay, and ur dad lesbian
Me: Oh Yeah well, ur Gramp a tramp
Random Bastard: *Kills Self*

by TehSpicyMemeLord March 13, 2018

ur brothers a mother

Even worse than ur sisters a mister. Anyone who says it instantly disappears out of existence

Titus: ur sisters a mister
Jacob: ur brothers a mother
Titus: *disappears out of existence*

by AGoodLookingMushroom March 20, 2018

ur fat mum

"ur fat mum" Is an insult. usually, people are just joking around, but it offends some people.

Jimmy who broke the window? UR FAT MUM!

by That One Guy In 2nd Grade August 6, 2016

ur uncle a funcle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

by smasher_69 May 27, 2018