Twat Flop

- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.
"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."
by vulgaroblivion March 06, 2015
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Toxic Twat

The gold star of foul smelling, dirty and at times, disease riddled pussy.
Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.

Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.

I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
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App Twat

Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.
"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".
by Bored Pilot April 16, 2010
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Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"
by singletracklife June 10, 2016
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Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.
Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"
by knockknockknock March 11, 2014
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twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii
Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
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twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off
1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!
by proballa March 03, 2009
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