Toilet Chaser

The act of a desperate man, determined to get to know you on a physical level and had to resort to following you into the bathroom to hopefully catch a peek of your snagger while using a urinal. Will always stand next to you and disobey worldwide urinal etiquette.

That fucking Toilet Chaser just followed me into the bog and tried to get a glance at my tadge.

by Scremin October 7, 2019

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

toilet talking

A form on communication in jail.

My cell mate was toilet talking to her boyfriend all night.

by Handle Already In Use May 7, 2016

toilet choke

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020

toilet water

small amounts of different types of alcohol mixed together to fuck you up. mostly made by teenagers stealing alcohol from their parents who dont want to get caught so take just a little from multiple bottles

girl: "did u get the bottle!?"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"

by stonerstina August 8, 2015

Picasso'd the toilet

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.

Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.

by DocAshe October 6, 2011