meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

by jetless May 18, 2006

meat marbles

Another definition for testicles !!

"Andrew I heard that girl gave you head last night ??" Oh ya and slobbered all over my meat marbles !!

by Mattyglide March 31, 2017

Cheek Meat

When she’s got her short shorts on and about an inch, give or take, of ass cheek is hanging out tue bottom back end. Guaranteed to turn male heads regardless of the amount of meat hanging out.

The gym was full today of females working out and there was quite a bit of cheek meat showing I must admit.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

meat gaggle

Noun: A group of old men waving their penises in the air and making loud honking noises.

"How did you manage to sleep through that meat gaggle last night?"

by Bulch Maverick April 14, 2016

meat moving

Meat moving pertains to the male anatomy. This is when a male becomes aroused and has an erection.

Ronnie and Brett practice their meat moving skills together on a regular basis. Practice makes perfect.

by KK Cummings December 26, 2008

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016

Ham Meat

a vagina lookin like an arby's sandwich.

She took off her pants, and her pussy looked like ham meat.

by dingohunter February 13, 2009