The death pout is the equivalent to the art of mooching.
Usually, the death pout is used to get what one wants.
It starts with seductive behavior. If it fails, it leads to abusive behavior. At last, when all has failed, the death pout proceeds.
Also known as the "poka-fayce".
The death pout is most famous among the female race, when trying to persuade another female or male to share their food. Also to persuade them to have sex, or to buy them caffeinated beverages.
The death pout typically does NOT work.
Usually, the death pout is used to get what one wants.
It starts with seductive behavior. If it fails, it leads to abusive behavior. At last, when all has failed, the death pout proceeds.
Also known as the "poka-fayce".
The death pout is most famous among the female race, when trying to persuade another female or male to share their food. Also to persuade them to have sex, or to buy them caffeinated beverages.
The death pout typically does NOT work.
Chick 1: -walks up with starbucks-
Chick 2: GIMME SOME UH YO COFFEE.
Chick 1: NO. I bought it, go get your own!
Chick 2: -moans, tries to seduce chick 1 out of her coffee-
Chick 1: -stares- It's not working.
Chick 2: DAMN! -lunges for coffee-
Chick 1: NOOOO! -pushes chick 2 away-
Chick 2: -DEATH POUT-
Chick 1: .... Oh. -flees the scene-
Another tale of a failed death pout.
The death pout will never die!
Chick 2: GIMME SOME UH YO COFFEE.
Chick 1: NO. I bought it, go get your own!
Chick 2: -moans, tries to seduce chick 1 out of her coffee-
Chick 1: -stares- It's not working.
Chick 2: DAMN! -lunges for coffee-
Chick 1: NOOOO! -pushes chick 2 away-
Chick 2: -DEATH POUT-
Chick 1: .... Oh. -flees the scene-
Another tale of a failed death pout.
The death pout will never die!
by Starbucks Lesbo. March 11, 2011
Get the the Death Poutmug. losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.
1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?
2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.
2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.
by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011
Get the baker's deathmug. A mixture of two or more non-complimentary alcohol's, usually stolen from parents before you can buy alcohol, and taken to a party or other social function.
J: Brian brought the fuckin' death mix to the party last night.
A: That shit was gross, but it did the job
A: That shit was gross, but it did the job
by buttdoctor101 October 27, 2011
Get the Death Mixmug. When I got in my car I realized I forgot raw meat in the trunk and it turned into death broth.
Dude, you need a shower cause you smell like death broth.
I forgot the fish bait in the boat last week and it smells like death broth.
Dude, you need a shower cause you smell like death broth.
I forgot the fish bait in the boat last week and it smells like death broth.
by Rcross74 October 11, 2016
Get the Death brothmug. The phenomenon that happens when a celebrity dies and people who have never heard of them are devastated by the news, as if the bandwagoners knew the celebrity personally. Let's say in high school there was a kid that no one talked to and then he commited suicide. After this, everyone else was so upset about it and are mourning the kid they never/barely knew. It is usually to gain attention.
by walrusflamez March 31, 2019
Get the Death Bandwagonmug. 1. noun Predominantly Ketamine, but may be used for any heavy sedative used for recreational purpose.
by The Governor June 3, 2004
Get the death of cartoonmug. Common symptom of a deadly hangover, when every fiber of your being aches, shivers and prays for death. The only known cure is copious apple juice or greasy foods. To be avoided if possible. May also be used as a synonym for hangover in general.
Person A: "Hm, it seems John has passed out on the carpet"
Person B: "Man, he's going to be ridden with the Death Shakes tomorrow"
Person X: "AUGHH WHHYYY HRBGLEGBW"
Person Y: "Here's some coffee, it'll help with the Death Shakes. I hope you've learned a lesson from this"
Person B: "Man, he's going to be ridden with the Death Shakes tomorrow"
Person X: "AUGHH WHHYYY HRBGLEGBW"
Person Y: "Here's some coffee, it'll help with the Death Shakes. I hope you've learned a lesson from this"
by Imp_the_shrimp July 9, 2011
Get the Death Shakesmug.