horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.

'That man is a right horse washer'.

by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012

wooden horse

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019

Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.

Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn

by ALZ_day March 4, 2019

horse ovary

An appetizer. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "hordoerve."

I'll bring a vegetable horse ovary to the party.

by Content Chick December 28, 2009

Dark horse

One who keeps himself or his aims hidden. Keeping things secret, or concealed even seemingly pointless secrets they can be referred to as a dark horse when the interest, relationship, or action is revealed. Perhaps surprising, unexpected, even vaguely scandalous.

"Did you hear Dick won a mountain biking race?"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"

by Ms Marple September 16, 2021

horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 26, 2020

Dark horse

A horse of darkness.

The dark horse was trying to throw everybody that wasn't herself off to win at any cost. None of them knew the race was already thrown.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021