jewish thumb

jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!

Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!

by super jew thumb March 19, 2011

Green Thumb

One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.

Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.

by Eugenio B. January 10, 2008

green thumb

using one's thumb as a "butt plug"

I gave that chick a green thumb. She loved it.

by Jevus December 19, 2005

Thumb-Breaker

A Thumb-Breaker is a more threatening version of a D.U.F.F.(designated ugly fat friend). Instead of just preventing you from talking to a girl a Thumb-Breaker (usually 250lbs+)will physically try to harm and or paralyse the persuer. Thumbs could be broken!

Hey man did you get her number yet? "Nah man her Fuckin Thumb-Breaker just kicked my ass in front of everybody!!"

by Dat C/O N-Ger December 9, 2008

thumb ring

If a woman has a thumb ring she is tramp ... Willing to have casual sex with just about anyone ..... If you see a woman with a thumb ring buy her a beer and see the magic work

The trampiness is multiplied by the amount of thumb rings she has on !!!!!

Hey bill ... Check out that chic with the thumb ring ..... I think I'll buy her a beer ..... I'll see you tomorrow !!!!!!

by big joe 77 March 19, 2013

thumbs down

What people won't give this definition.

This definition rocks, its so clear!

by Gooser March 22, 2005

thumb diet

A diet for reducing the size of one's thumb print for texting on a smart phone without making typos or accidentally sending unfinished messages due to the minuscule size of the keys or icons.

Dammit! I just sent a text before I was done writing it because my thumb is too large for the icons. I need to go on a thumb diet!

by rickbbiking September 23, 2012