Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.
I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.
by Not myself after beer January 14, 2019
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Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.
Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.
by moistcat March 24, 2021
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posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.
"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."
by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 17, 2022
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Post-dicting

The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.
Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.
by Maxxxjustinallen December 25, 2017
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post-mainstream

adjective - to describe someone who does not like to be mainstream (hipster'ish concept)but likes mainstream treatment, but will only receive the gift/treatment after the actual day, receiving flowers/chocolates not on valentines day (FEB 14) but on (FEB 15) or not receiving Christmas (DEC 25) gifts but will gladly receive gifts on (DEC 26). Exact time will be 0:01AM is the best time to give, in order the person doesn't seem mainstream
You buying this for Tash? Yea she's post-mainstream, you can relax and wait until the actual day finishes.
by prajauyuhua February 20, 2015
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Post Resurrection

The act of adding a comment to an old and inactive post on anything like Facebook or a forum site. Often causes hordes of people to resume commenting on the post, usually completely off topic from what the post was originally about.
Marco might have posted that picture of himself snowboarding in 2009, but through post resurrection I caused his entire chemistry class to begin a discussion of the upcoming quiz in the comments.
by Interrobanging January 16, 2013
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