wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004
A collective noun to describe a group of more than 3 engineers in one place. Similar to a herd of Elephants or a murder of Crows.
by Gizmo_Cakka May 20, 2010
The art of beating yourself off so much that it hurts, but you also get the pleasure of shooting your load. This can also be achieved after violently stabbing yourself whilst masturbating hense the name Nurofen Wank as pain/relief
Greg - "My cock hurts so much"
Martin - "Whys that Greg did you score some mean pussy last night?"
Greg - "Nah I just had a major Nurofen Wank"
Martin - "Your fucking crazy"
Martin - "Whys that Greg did you score some mean pussy last night?"
Greg - "Nah I just had a major Nurofen Wank"
Martin - "Your fucking crazy"
by Martin and Greg January 10, 2008
by Anonymous September 02, 2003
A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom.
Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.
by The pioneering chronic masturbator September 14, 2006
Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.
Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?
Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.
Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?
Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.
by Joee Brownn May 03, 2011
a wank aid is another word for something that gets you hard. be it porn, watching the girl next door get changed into her bikini, maybe even your cat gets you going, whatever your thing, if it gets you hot, it's a wank aid.
by naomiftw February 18, 2009