A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.
Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.
by partyrockstar222 August 11, 2016
Get the Panda Express mug.a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.
goes good with a cum frap.
goes good with a cum frap.
Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.
by anthony6969 July 15, 2006
Get the panda sandwich mug.Cumming on a girls face then cutting off ur pubes and throwing them in her face and punching both her eyes giving her the look of a panda
by Pandamonium19214132413289 June 30, 2009
Get the Panda Mask mug.A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).
Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"
Friend 2: "Sure did man!"
Friend 1: "And?"
Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"
Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."
Friend 2: "Sure did man!"
Friend 1: "And?"
Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"
Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."
by Dr. RSMiller January 29, 2012
Get the Disgruntled Panda mug.A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.
Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.
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Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.
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Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."
Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"
Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"
by whoishe? May 30, 2009
Get the sad panda mug.a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.
b) A southern California golfer.
b) A southern California golfer.
Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.
by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009
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